- jim Young “I have a green smoothie every day. Oh, wait, the bartender said it's a mojito.” - anon When one of the staff at the LCBO in Port Loring recommends a new drink to me, I listen. In spite of what The Four Seasons might tell you, “Talk is NOT cheap” and it always seems to take its toll in the form of extra purchases at the check out. Many of the good things in life are worth a little extra however, so why not? But when Lisa suggested a canned, pre-mixed mojito, I was very skeptical. That the description read “Rum Mojito” in big bold letters right there on the face of the can, did nothing to alleviate my concerns. Mojitos give me encourage-mint to get through the week. “As opposed to what?” I wondered, “ What else would a mojito be made with BUT Rum?” A second look brought my attention to the smaller claim of “mint & lime” above it. If they had added “sugar” and “carbonated water” , this descriptive could have doubled as its ingredient list. But the name “Cutwater”